Monday, April 13, 2009

woah.

the last 3 days have been exciting for me.

firstly, last saturday i went to simlim square to buy my new com. actually, the spare parts. then i went to fix them up at home.

so i got....

Asus P5Q SE Plus motherboard.
Intel Core2Quad Q9550 cpu.
Kingston RAM 2GB. (forgot the bitrate and cache liao)
HIS HD4870 1GB ICEQ4 + TURBO graphics card.
Seagate 320GB HDD.
Gigabyte 720W psu.

then total.. 1.2k+

i blew most of my HARD-EARNED army savings on this machine. HAHAHAA. and the gameplay now is SOOOOOOO smooth i run GTA4 on mostly MEDIUM and HIGH. i tried HIGH and VERY HIGH but it still doesnt run THAT smooth so.. oh well.


anyway. yesterday night... my dad opened the letter box.

in it, was a letter from NTU.

rather thin. well, here comes the rejection letter, i supposed.

i opened it up and the first word greeted me with a jolt: CONGRATULATIONS!

WTF? I'M ACCEPTED INTO NTU'S ELECTRICAL AND ELECTRONICS ENGINEERING?

i'm so so shell-shocked i just held the letter and read it over and over and over again. needless to say my folks and sister were happy. my mom was overjoyed. lol..

i would have never thought i stand a high chance. my GPA was 3.29, which was not here not there that kinda result.. i don't have CCA (FYI i only have 8pts during my poly years cuz its for a COMPULSORY talk).

wow.

just, WOW. i can't believe it. i'm entering a university after my ORD. mom asked me to appeal for the aerospace course. of course the chances of getting in THAT course is even lower than before cuz its quite a highly sought-after course. only advantage i have is my aerospace diploma background.



and today my warrant was telling us this story. damn cock sia he! its rather explicit so.. please forgive me!

so the warrant (an indian) was asking my fren, the sergeant(also an indian), to do something. then they talk talk talk then he asked him..

W: OI, YOU GOT GIRLFRIEND ANOT?

S: no la encik.. no girlfriend..

W: WA! how come no girlfriend?! you tell me you how old liao?

S: haha encik dont make fun la.. i 22 this year encik..

W: kunji! (its dick in tamil) cheebye sia you 22? i tell you that time i 19 i already lost my virginity liao! the 19 years old that time i was first time i experienced sex sia! knn you like what 22 still nothing you kunji!

S: really encik? (all of us now listening to him) hahaha what happened?

W: that time i 19 years old ma then.. then we go taiwan. with the army. so we after the exercise in the hotel resting during the RnR. then my frens my 2 frens they all had sex infront of me sia i look lor.. wa that time they do that (does the humping ass movement) wa cheebye first time i see sia!

W: you know ah that time me and 2 other buddies staying in the room ma.. then last time all the hookers they go around knock knock on ppl door ask them wanna fuck anot that kind of thing.. so we 3 of us we just staying inside the room then suddenly got knocking. we go open the door then got these 2 chinese ladies outside then they walk in. you know la we all 3 ah nehs where got understand chinese? dunno what the fuck they all saying only know they keep like wanting to fuck us that kind of thing.. they dress like so sexy somemore sia.. so we all of us take out all our money then total add up got about NT800. so i that time young then dunno anything about sex ma.. last time 19 where got know so much about sex one alamak.. kunji.. then my 2 frens go fuck them lor.. each person NT400.. infront of me somemore haha. wa first time i see sex sia they just keep pumping and the sound shiok sia! so thats how i experienced sex for the first time sia damn shiok sia i tell you. damn shiok..

we all just kept laughing ahhaahhaha.

point is... he just SAW his army buddies having sex. what about him?! HAHAHAAHA man my warrant officer SURE is a funny guy!

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