my mom asked me,

"Do you shit everyday?"

"....................." o_O

"You la.. you got shit everyday anot?"

"Ehh.... not really... maybe every once 2-3 days?"

"NO WONDER LAH! YOUR PIMPLES! SO MANY!!"

"............................"


she went on to peel an apple and even wanted to stuff 2 bananas down my throat -_-

she has this super plan: to bring me to Jean Yip for some facial thingy and see a dermatologist.

good grief.