well once again. its book-out day.

booked out yesterday at a orgasmic 1200 hours! thats 12pm for you fellas. but of course, since when is SAF so nice........................

we had to attend this defence exhibition at Science Centre. wasn't that bad, considering that we can:

1) enjoy air-con (Science Centre leh, not some hawker centre!)
2) get to see mainland Singapore (Tekong isn't exactly the best place to be.....)
3) have the chance to book out early (we won't possibly stay there the whole day till 8pm?)
4) look at girls (girls girls and more girls.)

haha the last point is just bullshit.

really.

no, i was just kidding!

okay never mind.

so we were there for the whole afternoon till about 3pm. thereafter i had lunch with my section mates at Jurong East area. then one of my section mates fetched me home as his dad came to pick him up.

hmm so for the past week... as usual military training. next week gonna go for live range! real, live rounds. live range = shooting rifle with live rounds.

which means you are holding something that could KILL.

hahhhahhhahahahhhahahhahhaa AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA


haha.

my blog is pretty boring, ain't it? i feel the same way. no pictures or whatsoever. i mean, we can't bring any image-capturing devices into Tekong so there is no way i can show you how our camp looks like.

or the trainings we had.

or the nonsensical funny stuffs we did. (sniggers)

well. here are some songs that we made up and sang inside. all stupid and lame and funny but well... its the army? the original lyrics... well they're not as interesting as ours!

hey ah oh ah infantry ah!
we are the men, from Jaguar company yah!
last time i can masturbate ah!
now i have to stand-by bed yah!
got no time to peel orange ah!
but got time to go for range yah!
got no time for chocolate bar ah!
but got time for pull-up bars yah!

well the beat is... i can't exactly describe it out here. eh got time, gimme a call, i try to sing the song for you. LOL.

G is for Geylang!
E is for every night!
Y is for young chicks!
L is for long dicks!
A is for ah-peks!
N is for night life!
G is for good life!

down by the alley,
i took a little walk-kkk,
ran into some prostitues,
had a little suck cock.

we fucked them, (AHH), sucked them, (AHH), fucked them sucked them (AHH AHH!)
into the hoooole,
left her to drown-nn,
we don't need no girlfriends,
prostitutes are cheappppp,

HEEEYYYYYY don't be a fool, somebody said we are number 2,
PUI, we are number 1!!!! JAGUARRRRR!

we still have some other nonsensical songs, but lazy to write them down here. haha!

oh well. POP is coming next month. 10 dec 2008. i'll no longer be a recruit! a trained soldier! most importantly...

no more going back to Tekong! its like someone shipped you off to another island and imprisoned you there man...

alright. time to get some rest. oh well.